TV chefie chef chef Guy Fieri does not like green eggs.

He will not eat them in a house.

He will not eat them with a mouse.

He will not eat them down the drain.

He will not eat them on a plane.

He will not eat them anywhere.

He hates green eggs. He does not care.

But he loves ham.

Guide Guy Am I to the ham (use arrow keys) & pop some ham into Guy Fieri's mouth. You'll regret it if you get too close to the eggs.

A small Bitsy Secret Santa created for Ian.

Images created with Image to Bitsy.

Warning: Contains mild vegan eggs & ham threat & desire.

Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(4 total ratings)
GenreInteractive Fiction
Made withBitsy
TagsBitsy, eggs, Food, guy-fieri, ham, Retro


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this is so funny... and surprisingly hard!


im laughing xD this feels like a mild fever dream and i applaud it!


Thanks onion. :)


"pop some ham into Guy Fieri's mouth" is one of the best taglines i've ever seen


I'm making a guess that Guy likes ham. :D


This is what Bitsy is all about, I think.



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ahahaha!!! this is amazing ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž both successfully hits all my theme words and includes feeding ham to my favourite celeb chef. thank you!!! โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š

Thanks, Ian. I'm pleased you like it. It was fun to put together. ๐Ÿ˜Š