We're Just The Dancers!
"Disaster! The Eurovision representatives for our country, the 'Glorious Former Republic of Sharing & Playing Nicely With Each Other, Regardless of Gender, Colour, Religion, Race, Sexual Orientation Etc' have defected! You will have to take their place." ..
"B.B.But WE'RE JUST THE DANCERS. We can't possibly do that!", you blurt out.
"Don't worry, you'll be fine. Now go and find me a gimmick for the song, and lets see if we can get douze points for the glory of our country."
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