The Harvest festival vegan meat raffle reaches its climax as the final draw from the tombola is made! Two excited winners with identical tickets step forward to claim their prize! Chaos ensues as they try to settle it with an impromptu wrestling match! Winner takes all!

The raffle fiasco becomes more of a disaster than anyone could have foreseen. It divides the locals & factions develop. The kerfuffle spills into nearby towns, cities, the whole country, & then entire continents! Soon it becomes a monstrous galactic unpleasantness! I watch from my ivory tower & declare independence.

Lets take a moment out and enjoy a romantic interlude. See that couple hiding in the bin?!? By the end of this fiasco these love birds will be married.

The smartest and most ethical automatons are brought in to resolve the conflict & decide the result of the raffle. Their discussions are animated, & the calculations are difficult. Will they be able to reach a conclusion?

It's strange that the sea horses are unaware of the conflict happening fathoms above them. They're quite chilled about how well their recipes for kelp beef and nori fauxsages are going down with the land dwellers. Happy days.